Ferretlife

clientsfromhell:

Client: I’m not paying for your work

Me: Is there a reason?

Client: I just don’t want to pay.

Me: Well, you have to pay for my work, even if you don’t use it. You agreed to a contract.

Client: What are you going to do if I don’t pay?

Me: I’ll be forced to get my solicitor involved

Client: Oh… I don’t like the sounds of that. How much will it cost to make this go away?

Me: Roughly the same price as my unpaid fee.